January 27

I would purge the building with fire.

January 19

I would summon the illumintai to begin a witch trial to try them for their wrongdoings.

January 18

They would wake up one day without a pet.

January 14

I would get really annoyed, and I would ask them to cease their useless words.

January 13

There would be an increase in the amount of water in the world.

January 11

Almost everybody would get sucked into space through a vacuum due to their own stupidity and ignorance. The survivors would live in a space station, and would eat the food that we eat now. They would have to wear space suits, and would travel through teleportation.

January 8

It would be bad because it provides us with info occasionally.